If my body were a car…


Old Car

Old Car (Photo credit: Bogdan Suditu)

I found this on http://www.knittingparadise.com/t-77316-1.html  and I thought it was really funny, so I’m sharing it with all of you. :)

If my body was a car.I would be trading it in for a newer model.
I`ve got bumps dents and scratches and my headlights are out of focus.
My gearbox is seizing up and it takes me hours to reach maximum speed.
I over heat for no reason and every time I sneeze.cough or laugh my radiater leaks or my exhaust backfires.

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Posted on April 28, 2012, in Random Acts of Thinking and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.

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