I found this on http://www.knittingparadise.com/t-77316-1.html and I thought it was really funny, so I’m sharing it with all of you.
If my body was a car.I would be trading it in for a newer model.
I`ve got bumps dents and scratches and my headlights are out of focus.
My gearbox is seizing up and it takes me hours to reach maximum speed.
I over heat for no reason and every time I sneeze.cough or laugh my radiater leaks or my exhaust backfires.